The Little Garden Girl
[ad_1] Once upon a time there was a little girl whom looked around her kitchen cupboards to find some food. There was very little since her parents both lost their jobs recently. She called her neighbors and said, "If we plant a garden, together we shall have food to eat all year round. Who will help me plant the garden?" "Not I" said the first neighbor. "I am too busy calling on my unemployment benefits." "Not I" said the second neighbor. "I am too busy listening to the AIG retention bonus soap opera. I think I am going to hop a bus to tour the mansions of these unpatriotic Americans." "Not I" said the third neighbor. "I am too busy waiting for the phone to ring. I know the government will provide for me. Why should I bother getting my own hands dirty?" "Not I" said the fourth neighbor. "I am too busy being a minority and blaming others for my lack of food." "Then I will," said the litt...